We were doing the ol' hobo
thing, brown bagging some beers in the park when
we spotted this lonely guy walking his dog. We
walked up to him, did the small talk thing about
the cute puppy, then asked him if he wanted to
share some whiskey back at our pad... such a manly
drink, that whiskey... and I'd also call it 'straight
degenerator' as after about a quart of it, he
was spread eagled on our bed sucking me like a
pro with John hammering away at his ripe, white,
virgin ass! After he sobered up, he totally couldn't
believe what happened, so we had to show him the
tape. |